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		<title>new music video for &#8216;buddha floored (hip hop instrumental)&#8217; by scorched transmissions</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this might already &#8216;take the cake&#8217; for weirdest video of the year tbh. the song comes off their self-titled album. stream the whole thing below.]]></description>
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<p>this might already &#8216;take the cake&#8217; for weirdest video of the year tbh. the song comes off their self-titled album. stream the whole thing below.</p>
<p><iframe style="position: relative; display: block; width: 300px; height: 410px;" src="http://bandcamp.com/EmbeddedPlayer/v=2/album=2863855912/size=grande3/bgcol=FFFFFF/linkcol=ff2600/" frameborder="0" width="300" height="410"></iframe></p>
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		<title>albm ofta wk: &#8216;extinctions&#8217; by burning hearts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 01:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2012 has been the year of the female vocalist tbh. &#8216;extinctions&#8217; by burning hearts is just another extension of that run by our beautifully voiced busty friands known as &#8216;woman&#8217;. it has been said that many of the stories, which are represented by compelling synths and lovely mouth sounds are about people and creatures which [...]]]></description>
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<p>2012 has been the year of the female vocalist tbh. &#8216;extinctions&#8217; by burning hearts is just another extension of that run by our beautifully voiced busty friands known as &#8216;woman&#8217;. it has been said that many of the stories, which are represented by compelling synths and lovely mouth sounds are about people and creatures which no longer exist. they&#8217;re extinct. sample a couple tracks below and give the whole album a listen on <a href="http://www.shelflife.com/catalogue/LIFE082.html">.mp3 or limited edition vinyl</a> today.</p>
<p><strong>.mp3 [downloadable]</strong><br />
<a href="http://www.shelflife.com/mp3-bin/BH_wilderness.mp3">into the wilderness</a> // burning hearts<br />
<a href="http://www.shelflife.com/mp3-bin/BH_BurnBurnBurn.mp3">burn burn burn</a> // burning hearts</p>
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		<title>coming soon: unclefarkus shirts</title>
		<link>http://unclefarkus.com/coming-soon-unclefarkus-shirts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 04:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[hay friands, i am putting together some concepts for some unclefarkus apparel. i would need ~12 orders minimum to get something going. the pricing would be $20 including shipping to the u.s. and canada. at this point, i&#8217;m just trying to &#8216;test the waters&#8217; and see what kind of interest there is in the shirts. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hay friands,</p>
<p>i am putting together some concepts for some unclefarkus apparel. i would need ~12 orders minimum to get something going. the pricing would be $20 including shipping to the u.s. and canada. at this point, i&#8217;m just trying to &#8216;test the waters&#8217; and see what kind of interest there is in the shirts. looking at a baby blue colored american apparel shirt most-likely. just comment or tweet me if this peaks your interest. hopefully the store will open within 1-2 weeks for the first orders. thanks friands.</p>
<p>which do you like better?<br />
concepts 1 and 2:</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 03:15:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[a yeti taking a break from digging a hole somewhere unknown for an undisclosed reason]]></description>
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<p>a yeti taking a break from digging a hole somewhere unknown for an undisclosed reason</p>
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		<title>albm ofta wk: &#8216;fun fund ep&#8217; by dada trash collage</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[our favorite friand, dada trash collage, released a new ep last week. check it out if you haven&#8217;t heard it tbh.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>our favorite friand, dada trash collage, released a new ep last week. check it out if you haven&#8217;t heard it tbh.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 05:20:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<title>albm ofta wk: &#8216;born to die&#8217; by lana del rey</title>
		<link>http://unclefarkus.com/albm-ofta-wk-born-to-die-by-lana-del-rey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m not going to talk too much about this album as most everything has been said by more popular blogs. but i just want to respond to some stuff. first is what pitchfork said in their review criticizing lana for being dark and singing how she still wants to die despite all the success and [...]]]></description>
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<p>i&#8217;m not going to talk too much about this album as most everything has been said by more popular blogs. but i just want to respond to some stuff.</p>
<p>first is what pitchfork said in their <a href="http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/16223-lana-del-rey/">review</a> criticizing lana for being dark and singing how she still wants to die despite all the success and popularity that she has bought herself.</p>
<blockquote><p>Our heroine has all the love, diamonds, and Diet Mountain Dew she could ask for, yet still sings, &#8220;I wish I was dead,&#8221; sounding utterly incapable of joy. To paraphrase Liz Phair, if you get everything you wish for and you&#8217;re still unhappy, then you know that the problem is you.</p></blockquote>
<p>i just don&#8217;t really get why they are criticizing such a human reaction to literally everything. it&#8217;s impossible to ever truly be happy and content. or at least that&#8217;s how it&#8217;s always been for me. in the moment, perhaps it&#8217;s possible. but just because lana is now on top of the charts and in the spotlight doesn&#8217;t mean she now has a perfect life and nothing else to work out in her life. just look at all the other celebs and people who &#8216;have it all&#8217; but still aren&#8217;t happy.</p>
<p>secondly, i just want to say that this album has been trashed by most media outlets that i follow at least, but loved (or at least liked) by a lot of individual human beings i know. these people aren’t so offended by somebody who had the means to get her talent noticed and furthered professionally that they automatically dismiss her music. say what you want about the lips, name change, poor snl performance,  etc… what you hear on the album is all lana and lana has talent tbh. you can read more about her personal evolution and form your own opinion at <a href="http://www.spin.com/articles/deconstructing-lana-del-rey">spin</a>.</p>
<p>the lyrics are dark and quirky. the voice is beautiful. the melodies are what you&#8217;d expect after all the singles&#8211;not that &#8216;catchy&#8217; but they have a lure that keeps you going back for more. all in all,</p>
<h3>5/5 farks</h3>
<p><a href="http://unclefarkus.com/albm-ofta-wk-born-to-die-by-lana-del-rey/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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		<title>benji the dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:26:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i can still remember the day i called you on the phone but you didn&#8217;t pick up any bread from the store on your way to the ball with your now ex-boyfriand i claimed him to be a jerk from the beginning of the first episode of lost when he said the show wouldn&#8217;t make [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i can still remember the day i called you<br />
on the phone but you didn&#8217;t pick up<br />
any bread from the store on your way<br />
to the ball with your now ex-boyfriand</p>
<p>i claimed him to be a jerk from the beginning<br />
of the first episode of lost<br />
when he said the show wouldn&#8217;t make it<br />
off the island we knew it would</p>
<p>come on. just play it off<br />
this thing you have going on<br />
we had a few laughs<br />
you really weren&#8217;t that funny.</p>
<p>so here i am with your memory<br />
it ties into my other memories<br />
and causes a cluster that i have to sift<br />
through and through to find others</p>
<p>you challenged me that day<br />
the day that i called you on the phone<br />
you said to find a girl who wouldn&#8217;t forget<br />
the bread.</p>
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		<title>fark bikes = going green in farkville</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 05:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[farkville wants everybody to ride a conceptual bicycle, so if you move to farkville, you can get one of these bikes for as low as $4,999 when you trade in a working car worth at least ten grand.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>farkville wants everybody to ride a conceptual bicycle, so if you move to farkville, you can get one of these bikes for as low as $4,999 when you trade in a working car worth at least ten grand.</p>
<p><a href="http://unclefarkus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bike1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-4945" title="bike1" src="http://unclefarkus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bike1-620x465.jpg" alt="" width="620" height="465" /></a></p>
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		<title>albm ofta wk: &#8216;twenty twelve&#8217; by weatherhouse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:30:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Farkus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Weatherhouse&#8217;s 2011 debut album, E Pluribus Calo Disco, landed #33 on Farkville&#8217;s favorite albums list. This short EP, which is available here for a &#8216;name your own price&#8217;, brings back the disco and revives and prolongs the Intergalactic Space War into 20-12 where it will finally be ended (or so one can hope) and we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weatherhouse&#8217;s 2011 debut album, E Pluribus Calo Disco, <a href="http://unclefarkus.com/aoty-33-e-pluribus-calo-disco-via-weatherhouse/">landed #33 on Farkville&#8217;s favorite albums list</a>. This short EP, which is available <a href="http://weatherhouse.bandcamp.com/">here</a> for a &#8216;name your own price&#8217;, brings back the disco and revives and prolongs the Intergalactic Space War into 20-12 where it will finally be ended (or so one can hope) and we will all return to the moon for cheese and dance.</p>
<p>attention ears:</p>
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